He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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