Porn is love you can see.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
