Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
