My room smells like vodka and shame
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I did not marry a roomba.
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