Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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