I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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