You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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