Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
