Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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