He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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