so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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