You're so nebulous sometimes
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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