I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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