me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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