A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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