Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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