So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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