I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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