I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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