As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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