My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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