So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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