dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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