Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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