honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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