new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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