I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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