Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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