Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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