Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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