we're blogging at a bar
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Watching her eat just hurts me
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
