Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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