Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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