I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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