Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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