you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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