How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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