North Korea, Best Korea!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
