she smelled like a LAN party
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm just crazy horny about you
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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