I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I love you.
Bad choice
PANTIES FOUND
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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