My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
