Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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