Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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