he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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