My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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