I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize