oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She announced her abortion via fbk
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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