Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
there was a trapeze. enough said
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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