Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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