i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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