Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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