Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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