I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
People in love make me want to vomit
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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