Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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